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Ancient Particle Accelerator Discovered on Mars

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European Organization for Nuclear Research (CERN) has reported making a massive, and what some argue is incredible, discovery on the surface of Mars. The news, which came as a surprise to many of the 10,000 scientists involved, was the finding of another super-collider on Mars – CERN reports.

This substantial discovery has, quite ultra-remarkably, fallen on a remarkable day: April 1st, 2017 – today! That’s right. Today!

According to the ‘reportage’ by Arnaud Marsollier, and posted by Harriet Kim Jarlett today, NASA’s Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter appears to have discovered a large, ancient particle accelerator on the surface of Mars.

Ancient Egyptian hieroglyphs, the meaning of which was previously a mystery, seem to corroborate these observations, leading scientists to believe that the pyramids might have served as giant antennae (Image: Daniel Dominguez/ CERN)

With the continual search for Earth-like planets and signs of life, especially intelligent life by SETI (Search for Extra-terrestrial Life), by various scientific groups, with proxies such as water, Mars has been a prime candidate. Could life be just this close?

NASA and CERN scientists believe we may have made an incredible discovery with the interdisciplinary team’s analysis of the archaeological, geological, and particle physics importance of the discovery of an ancient super-collider.

It was found on Olympus Mons. CERN reported that it was “previously thought to be the largest volcanic formation in the solar system,” but, it is “in fact the remains of an ancient particle accelerator thought to have operated several million years ago.”

The circumference of the machine on Mars is thought to be about 75 times the size of CERN at 2,000 kilometres. Not only that, it is thought to be millions of times more powerful.

Amazingly, ancient Egyptian hieroglyphs came along with it, too. The pyramids must have served as a important communicator. “The pyramids on Earth might therefore have allowed the accelerator to be controlled remotely,” Marsollier reports.

Head of technical design at CERN, Friedrich Spader, examined the situation and the evidence and came to the probabilistic conclusion, “The accelerator control room was probably under the pyramids.” Remarkable.

This particle accelerator may in fact be a portal from the Solar System to an unknown location. Another solar system, or galaxy, or what might such an advanced civilisation?  “The papyrus that was recently deciphered indicates that the powerful magnetic field,” said Fadela Emmerich, who is the lead scientist. He went on to say that “the movement of the particles in the accelerator were such that they would create a portal through space-time.”

The portal would be thought to be used almost 2 million years ago based on the examination of the evidence on hand, according to Eilert O’Neil, who said, “We’re probably talking about forgotten technologies and a highly advanced ancient civilisation.”



NOTE: Yes, this is an April Fool’s Day article. None of the above is therefore true.

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Scott Douglas Jacobsen is the Founder of In-Sight: Independent Interview-Based Journal and In-Sight Publishing. Jacobsen works for science and human rights, especially women’s and children’s rights. He considers the modern scientific and technological world the foundation for the provision of the basics of human life throughout the world and advancement of human rights as the universal movement among peoples everywhere.

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